{"title":"The Appetite Apparel Holiday Menu","description":"\u003cp\u003e\u003cmeta charset=\"UTF-8\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eYour official seasonal uniform has arrived. Explore our curated holiday collection featuring premium knitted pet sweaters and premium graphic tees inspired by classic seasonal dishes—cooked with a side of sharp modern attitude. Perfect for home cooks, holiday hosts, and anyone who takes festive eating seriously.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","products":[{"product_id":"throw-blanket","title":"The Pig in a Blanket Throw","description":"\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan class=\"iNqyIf\" data-sfc-cp=\"\" jsaction=\"\" jscontroller=\"KdQfFc#d5Qebf\" data-sfc-root=\"ep\" data-epip=\"\" jsuid=\"W8SHIc_2r\" data-complete=\"true\"\u003e\u003cstrong class=\"rQesXe MPyX\" data-sfc-cp=\"\" jsaction=\"\" jscontroller=\"tP2kf#s32ZS\" data-sfc-root=\"ep\" data-epip=\"\" jsuid=\"W8SHIc_2s\" data-complete=\"true\"\u003eOn the menu:\u003c\/strong\u003e The ultimate savory comfort food, re-imagined for premium couch comfort. This throw blanket delivers a cozy, literal play on your favorite breakfast puff pastry—featuring a custom-illustrated cartoon pig wrapped up tightly and ready for a nap. \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan class=\"iNqyIf\" data-sfc-cp=\"\" jsaction=\"\" jscontroller=\"KdQfFc#d5Qebf\" data-sfc-root=\"ep\" data-epip=\"\" jsuid=\"W8SHIc_2t\" data-complete=\"true\"\u003eCrafted from an ultra-soft, silky-touch fleece fabric, it brings maximum warmth and an incredibly plush feel for chilly movie nights, bedroom styling, or weekend lounging. It is lightweight, durable, and engineered to stay completely soft without fading.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan class=\"iNqyIf\" data-sfc-cp=\"\" jsaction=\"\" jscontroller=\"KdQfFc#d5Qebf\" data-sfc-root=\"ep\" data-epip=\"\" jsuid=\"W8SHIc_2u\" data-complete=\"true\"\u003e\u003cem class=\"zhvwWe\" data-sfc-cp=\"\" jsaction=\"\" jscontroller=\"LFsGHb#ycPkjf\" data-sfc-root=\"ep\" data-epip=\"\" jsuid=\"W8SHIc_2v\" data-complete=\"true\"\u003ePart of our Playful Collection. The ultimate sarcastic housewarming gift or essential home accent for serious foodies who take their afternoon naps very seriously.\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"n6owBd awi2gc\" data-sfc-cp=\"\" jsaction=\"\" jscontroller=\"TDBkbc#Ml18Xb\" data-sfc-root=\"ep\" data-epip=\"\" jsuid=\"gzZGEf_ae\" data-hveid=\"CAAIJxAB\" data-complete=\"true\"\u003e\u003cstrong class=\"rQesXe MPyX\" data-sfc-cp=\"\" jsaction=\"\" jscontroller=\"tP2kf#s32ZS\" data-sfc-root=\"ep\" data-epip=\"\" jsuid=\"gzZGEf_af\" data-complete=\"true\"\u003eBlanket Dimensions Guide:\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cul class=\"KsbFXc U6u95\" data-sfc-cp=\"\" jsaction=\"\" jscontroller=\"mPWODf#NS0kde\" data-sfc-root=\"ep\" data-epip=\"\" jsuid=\"gzZGEf_ag\" data-ved=\"2ahUKEwjBseq79KuXAxU2E1kFHfEAOy4Q-7AUegYIAAgnEAI\" data-hveid=\"CAAIJxAC\" data-complete=\"true\"\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"Z1qcYe\" data-sfc-cp=\"\" jsaction=\"\" jscontroller=\"oSLmPe#HokZ0d\" data-sfc-root=\"ep\" data-epip=\"\" jsuid=\"gzZGEf_ah\" data-hveid=\"CAAIJxAD\" data-complete=\"true\" data-sae=\"\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"iNqyIf\" data-sfc-cp=\"\" jsaction=\"\" jscontroller=\"KdQfFc#d5Qebf\" data-sfc-root=\"ep\" data-epip=\"\" jsuid=\"gzZGEf_ai\" data-complete=\"true\"\u003e\u003cstrong class=\"rQesXe MPyX\" data-sfc-cp=\"\" jsaction=\"\" jscontroller=\"tP2kf#s32ZS\" data-sfc-root=\"ep\" data-epip=\"\" jsuid=\"gzZGEf_aj\" data-complete=\"true\"\u003eSmall (30″ × 40″):\u003c\/strong\u003e Perfect scale for baby blankets, strollers, or pet beds.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"Z1qcYe\" data-sfc-cp=\"\" jsaction=\"\" jscontroller=\"oSLmPe#HokZ0d\" data-sfc-root=\"ep\" data-epip=\"\" jsuid=\"gzZGEf_an\" data-hveid=\"CAAIJxAF\" data-complete=\"true\" data-sae=\"\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"iNqyIf\" data-sfc-cp=\"\" jsaction=\"\" jscontroller=\"KdQfFc#d5Qebf\" data-sfc-root=\"ep\" data-epip=\"\" jsuid=\"gzZGEf_ao\" data-complete=\"true\"\u003e\u003cstrong class=\"rQesXe MPyX\" data-sfc-cp=\"\" jsaction=\"\" jscontroller=\"tP2kf#s32ZS\" data-sfc-root=\"ep\" data-epip=\"\" jsuid=\"gzZGEf_ap\" data-complete=\"true\"\u003eLarge (60″ × 80″):\u003c\/strong\u003e Full twin-size bed spread layer.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"n6owBd awi2gc\" data-sfc-cp=\"\" jsaction=\"\" jscontroller=\"TDBkbc#Ml18Xb\" data-sfc-root=\"ep\" data-epip=\"\" jsuid=\"gzZGEf_ar\" data-hveid=\"CAAIJxAH\" data-complete=\"true\"\u003e\u003cstrong class=\"rQesXe MPyX\" data-sfc-cp=\"\" jsaction=\"\" jscontroller=\"tP2kf#s32ZS\" data-sfc-root=\"ep\" data-epip=\"\" jsuid=\"gzZGEf_as\" data-complete=\"true\"\u003e Fabric \u0026amp; Materials:\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cul class=\"KsbFXc U6u95\" data-sfc-cp=\"\" jsaction=\"\" jscontroller=\"mPWODf#NS0kde\" data-sfc-root=\"ep\" data-epip=\"\" jsuid=\"gzZGEf_at\" data-ved=\"2ahUKEwjBseq79KuXAxU2E1kFHfEAOy4Q-7AUegYIAAgnEAg\" data-hveid=\"CAAIJxAI\" data-complete=\"true\"\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"Z1qcYe\" data-sfc-cp=\"\" jsaction=\"\" jscontroller=\"oSLmPe#HokZ0d\" data-sfc-root=\"ep\" data-epip=\"\" jsuid=\"gzZGEf_au\" data-hveid=\"CAAIJxAJ\" data-complete=\"true\" data-sae=\"\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"iNqyIf\" data-sfc-cp=\"\" jsaction=\"\" jscontroller=\"KdQfFc#d5Qebf\" data-sfc-root=\"ep\" data-epip=\"\" jsuid=\"gzZGEf_av\" data-complete=\"true\"\u003e100% ultra-soft silk-touch polyester plush fleece. Features hyper-vibrant dye sublimation text printing on the front with a cozy white reverse side.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"n6owBd awi2gc\" data-sfc-cp=\"\" jsaction=\"\" jscontroller=\"TDBkbc#Ml18Xb\" data-sfc-root=\"ep\" data-epip=\"\" jsuid=\"gzZGEf_ax\" data-hveid=\"CAAIJxAL\" data-complete=\"true\"\u003e\u003cstrong class=\"rQesXe MPyX\" data-sfc-cp=\"\" jsaction=\"\" jscontroller=\"tP2kf#s32ZS\" data-sfc-root=\"ep\" data-epip=\"\" jsuid=\"gzZGEf_ay\" data-complete=\"true\"\u003ePremium Care Instructions:\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cul class=\"KsbFXc U6u95\" data-sfc-cp=\"\" jsaction=\"\" jscontroller=\"mPWODf#NS0kde\" data-sfc-root=\"ep\" data-epip=\"\" jsuid=\"gzZGEf_az\" data-ved=\"2ahUKEwjBseq79KuXAxU2E1kFHfEAOy4Q-7AUegYIAAgnEAw\" data-hveid=\"CAAIJxAM\" data-complete=\"true\"\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"Z1qcYe\" data-sfc-cp=\"\" jsaction=\"\" jscontroller=\"oSLmPe#HokZ0d\" data-sfc-root=\"ep\" data-epip=\"\" jsuid=\"gzZGEf_b0\" data-hveid=\"CAAIJxAN\" data-complete=\"true\" data-sae=\"\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"iNqyIf\" data-sfc-cp=\"\" jsaction=\"\" jscontroller=\"KdQfFc#d5Qebf\" data-sfc-root=\"ep\" data-epip=\"\" jsuid=\"gzZGEf_b1\" data-complete=\"true\"\u003eMachine wash cold separately on gentle cycle. Tumble dry low or air dry. Do not iron. Do not dry clean.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"n6owBd awi2gc\" data-sfc-cp=\"\" jsaction=\"\" jscontroller=\"TDBkbc#Ml18Xb\" data-sfc-root=\"ep\" data-epip=\"\" jsuid=\"gzZGEf_b3\" data-hveid=\"CAAIJxAP\" data-complete=\"true\"\u003e\u003cstrong class=\"rQesXe MPyX\" data-sfc-cp=\"\" jsaction=\"\" jscontroller=\"tP2kf#s32ZS\" data-sfc-root=\"ep\" data-epip=\"\" jsuid=\"gzZGEf_b4\" data-complete=\"true\"\u003eSustainable, Made-to-Order Quality:\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cul class=\"KsbFXc U6u95\" data-sfc-cp=\"\" jsaction=\"\" jscontroller=\"mPWODf#NS0kde\" data-sfc-root=\"ep\" data-epip=\"\" jsuid=\"gzZGEf_b5\" data-ved=\"2ahUKEwjBseq79KuXAxU2E1kFHfEAOy4Q-7AUegYIAAgnEBA\" data-hveid=\"CAAIJxAQ\" data-complete=\"true\"\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"Z1qcYe\" data-sfc-cp=\"\" jsaction=\"\" jscontroller=\"oSLmPe#HokZ0d\" data-sfc-root=\"ep\" data-epip=\"\" jsuid=\"gzZGEf_b6\" data-hveid=\"CAAIJxAR\" data-complete=\"true\" data-sae=\"\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"iNqyIf\" data-sfc-cp=\"\" jsaction=\"\" jscontroller=\"KdQfFc#d5Qebf\" data-sfc-root=\"ep\" data-epip=\"\" jsuid=\"gzZGEf_b7\" data-complete=\"true\"\u003eSublimated strictly on demand to ensure zero inventory text waste.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e","brand":"Appetite Apparel","offers":[{"title":"30″×40″","offer_id":50607274590463,"sku":"6882587_22609","price":49.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"60″×80″","offer_id":50607274623231,"sku":"6882587_13222","price":69.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0709\/0900\/1983\/files\/throw-blanket-60x80-front-6ac581b07b816.jpg?v=1791328709"},{"product_id":"the-good-mutz-mozzarella-graphic-tee","title":"The Good Mutz Tee","description":"\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan class=\"iNqyIf\" data-sfc-cp=\"\" jsaction=\"\" jscontroller=\"KdQfFc#d5Qebf\" data-sfc-root=\"ep\" data-epip=\"\" jsuid=\"RSibzf_2i\" data-complete=\"true\"\u003e\u003cstrong class=\"rQesXe MPyX\" data-sfc-cp=\"\" jsaction=\"\" jscontroller=\"tP2kf#s32ZS\" data-sfc-root=\"ep\" data-epip=\"\" jsuid=\"RSibzf_2j\" data-complete=\"true\"\u003eOn the menu:\u003c\/strong\u003e Freshly pulled, heavily seasoned, and serving up pure deli counter energy. This graphic tee delivers a bold, custom culinary statement made exclusively for those who know exactly what \"the good mutz\" means and refuse to settle for anything less. \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan class=\"iNqyIf\" data-sfc-cp=\"\" jsaction=\"\" jscontroller=\"KdQfFc#d5Qebf\" data-sfc-root=\"ep\" data-epip=\"\" jsuid=\"RSibzf_2k\" data-complete=\"true\"\u003eCrafted from an ultra-soft, premium heavyweight cotton blend, it delivers that structured boxy fit that defines high-end modern streetwear. It’s thick, breathable, and engineered to hold its clean silhouette wash after wash.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan class=\"iNqyIf\" data-sfc-cp=\"\" jsaction=\"\" jscontroller=\"KdQfFc#d5Qebf\" data-sfc-root=\"ep\" data-epip=\"\" jsuid=\"RSibzf_2l\" data-complete=\"true\"\u003e\u003cem class=\"zhvwWe\" data-sfc-cp=\"\" jsaction=\"\" jscontroller=\"LFsGHb#ycPkjf\" data-sfc-root=\"ep\" data-epip=\"\" jsuid=\"RSibzf_2m\" data-complete=\"true\"\u003ePart of our Playful Collection. A premium conversation starter cooked up fresh for cheese lovers, deli enthusiasts, and serious foodies alike. \u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"n6owBd awi2gc\" data-sfc-cp=\"\" jsaction=\"\" jscontroller=\"TDBkbc#Ml18Xb\" data-sfc-root=\"ep\" data-epip=\"\" jsuid=\"aDECBb_1y\" data-hveid=\"CAEIFxAB\" data-complete=\"true\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"n6owBd awi2gc\" data-sfc-cp=\"\" jsaction=\"\" jscontroller=\"TDBkbc#Ml18Xb\" data-sfc-root=\"ep\" data-epip=\"\" jsuid=\"WV131_r\" data-hveid=\"CAEIERAB\" data-complete=\"true\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"n6owBd awi2gc\" data-sfc-cp=\"\" jsaction=\"\" jscontroller=\"TDBkbc#Ml18Xb\" data-sfc-root=\"ep\" data-epip=\"\" jsuid=\"WV131_r\" data-hveid=\"CAEIERAB\" data-complete=\"true\"\u003e\u003cstrong class=\"rQesXe MPyX\" data-sfc-cp=\"\" jsaction=\"\" jscontroller=\"tP2kf#s32ZS\" data-sfc-root=\"ep\" data-epip=\"\" jsuid=\"WV131_s\" data-complete=\"true\"\u003eSizing \u0026amp; Fit Guide (Inches):\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cul class=\"KsbFXc U6u95\" data-sfc-cp=\"\" jsaction=\"\" jscontroller=\"mPWODf#NS0kde\" data-sfc-root=\"ep\" data-epip=\"\" jsuid=\"WV131_t\" data-ved=\"2ahUKEwj3pqPr3KuXAxXpGVkFHf6EAFwQ-7AUegYIAQgREAI\" data-hveid=\"CAEIERAC\" data-complete=\"true\"\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"Z1qcYe\" data-sfc-cp=\"\" jsaction=\"\" jscontroller=\"oSLmPe#HokZ0d\" data-sfc-root=\"ep\" data-epip=\"\" jsuid=\"WV131_u\" data-hveid=\"CAEIERAD\" data-complete=\"true\" data-sae=\"\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"iNqyIf\" data-sfc-cp=\"\" jsaction=\"\" jscontroller=\"KdQfFc#d5Qebf\" data-sfc-root=\"ep\" data-epip=\"\" jsuid=\"WV131_v\" data-complete=\"true\"\u003e\u003cstrong class=\"rQesXe MPyX\" data-sfc-cp=\"\" jsaction=\"\" jscontroller=\"tP2kf#s32ZS\" data-sfc-root=\"ep\" data-epip=\"\" jsuid=\"WV131_w\" data-complete=\"true\"\u003eSmall:\u003c\/strong\u003e Width: 18\" \/ Length: 28\"\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"Z1qcYe\" data-sfc-cp=\"\" jsaction=\"\" jscontroller=\"oSLmPe#HokZ0d\" data-sfc-root=\"ep\" data-epip=\"\" jsuid=\"WV131_x\" data-hveid=\"CAEIERAE\" data-complete=\"true\" data-sae=\"\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"iNqyIf\" data-sfc-cp=\"\" jsaction=\"\" jscontroller=\"KdQfFc#d5Qebf\" data-sfc-root=\"ep\" data-epip=\"\" jsuid=\"WV131_y\" data-complete=\"true\"\u003e\u003cstrong class=\"rQesXe MPyX\" data-sfc-cp=\"\" jsaction=\"\" jscontroller=\"tP2kf#s32ZS\" data-sfc-root=\"ep\" data-epip=\"\" jsuid=\"WV131_z\" data-complete=\"true\"\u003eMedium:\u003c\/strong\u003e Width: 20\" \/ Length: 29\"\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"Z1qcYe\" data-sfc-cp=\"\" jsaction=\"\" jscontroller=\"oSLmPe#HokZ0d\" data-sfc-root=\"ep\" data-epip=\"\" jsuid=\"WV131_10\" data-hveid=\"CAEIERAF\" data-complete=\"true\" data-sae=\"\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"iNqyIf\" data-sfc-cp=\"\" jsaction=\"\" jscontroller=\"KdQfFc#d5Qebf\" data-sfc-root=\"ep\" data-epip=\"\" jsuid=\"WV131_11\" data-complete=\"true\"\u003e\u003cstrong class=\"rQesXe MPyX\" data-sfc-cp=\"\" jsaction=\"\" jscontroller=\"tP2kf#s32ZS\" data-sfc-root=\"ep\" data-epip=\"\" jsuid=\"WV131_12\" data-complete=\"true\"\u003eLarge:\u003c\/strong\u003e Width: 22\" \/ Length: 30\"\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"Z1qcYe\" data-sfc-cp=\"\" jsaction=\"\" jscontroller=\"oSLmPe#HokZ0d\" data-sfc-root=\"ep\" data-epip=\"\" jsuid=\"WV131_13\" data-hveid=\"CAEIERAG\" data-complete=\"true\" data-sae=\"\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"iNqyIf\" data-sfc-cp=\"\" jsaction=\"\" jscontroller=\"KdQfFc#d5Qebf\" data-sfc-root=\"ep\" data-epip=\"\" jsuid=\"WV131_14\" data-complete=\"true\"\u003e\u003cstrong class=\"rQesXe MPyX\" data-sfc-cp=\"\" jsaction=\"\" jscontroller=\"tP2kf#s32ZS\" data-sfc-root=\"ep\" data-epip=\"\" jsuid=\"WV131_15\" data-complete=\"true\"\u003eXL:\u003c\/strong\u003e Width: 24\" \/ Length: 31\"\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"Z1qcYe\" data-sfc-cp=\"\" jsaction=\"\" jscontroller=\"oSLmPe#HokZ0d\" data-sfc-root=\"ep\" data-epip=\"\" jsuid=\"WV131_16\" data-hveid=\"CAEIERAH\" data-complete=\"true\" data-sae=\"\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"iNqyIf\" data-sfc-cp=\"\" jsaction=\"\" jscontroller=\"KdQfFc#d5Qebf\" data-sfc-root=\"ep\" data-epip=\"\" jsuid=\"WV131_17\" data-complete=\"true\"\u003e\u003cstrong class=\"rQesXe MPyX\" data-sfc-cp=\"\" jsaction=\"\" jscontroller=\"tP2kf#s32ZS\" data-sfc-root=\"ep\" data-epip=\"\" jsuid=\"WV131_18\" data-complete=\"true\"\u003e2XL:\u003c\/strong\u003e Width: 26\" \/ Length: 32\"\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"Z1qcYe\" data-sfc-cp=\"\" jsaction=\"\" jscontroller=\"oSLmPe#HokZ0d\" data-sfc-root=\"ep\" data-epip=\"\" jsuid=\"WV131_19\" data-hveid=\"CAEIERAI\" data-complete=\"true\" data-sae=\"\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"iNqyIf\" data-sfc-cp=\"\" jsaction=\"\" jscontroller=\"KdQfFc#d5Qebf\" data-sfc-root=\"ep\" data-epip=\"\" jsuid=\"WV131_1a\" data-complete=\"true\"\u003e\u003cstrong class=\"rQesXe MPyX\" data-sfc-cp=\"\" jsaction=\"\" jscontroller=\"tP2kf#s32ZS\" data-sfc-root=\"ep\" data-epip=\"\" jsuid=\"WV131_1b\" data-complete=\"true\"\u003e3XL:\u003c\/strong\u003e Width: 28\" \/ Length: 33\"\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"Z1qcYe\" data-sfc-cp=\"\" jsaction=\"\" jscontroller=\"oSLmPe#HokZ0d\" data-sfc-root=\"ep\" data-epip=\"\" jsuid=\"WV131_1c\" data-hveid=\"CAEIERAJ\" data-complete=\"true\" data-sae=\"\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"iNqyIf\" data-sfc-cp=\"\" jsaction=\"\" jscontroller=\"KdQfFc#d5Qebf\" data-sfc-root=\"ep\" data-epip=\"\" jsuid=\"WV131_1d\" data-complete=\"true\"\u003e\u003cstrong class=\"rQesXe MPyX\" data-sfc-cp=\"\" jsaction=\"\" jscontroller=\"tP2kf#s32ZS\" data-sfc-root=\"ep\" data-epip=\"\" jsuid=\"WV131_1e\" data-complete=\"true\"\u003e4XL:\u003c\/strong\u003e Width: 30\" \/ Length: 34\"\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"Z1qcYe\" data-sfc-cp=\"\" jsaction=\"\" jscontroller=\"oSLmPe#HokZ0d\" data-sfc-root=\"ep\" data-epip=\"\" jsuid=\"WV131_1f\" data-hveid=\"CAEIERAK\" data-complete=\"true\" data-sae=\"\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"iNqyIf\" data-sfc-cp=\"\" jsaction=\"\" jscontroller=\"KdQfFc#d5Qebf\" data-sfc-root=\"ep\" data-epip=\"\" jsuid=\"WV131_1g\" data-complete=\"true\"\u003e\u003cstrong class=\"rQesXe MPyX\" data-sfc-cp=\"\" jsaction=\"\" jscontroller=\"tP2kf#s32ZS\" data-sfc-root=\"ep\" data-epip=\"\" jsuid=\"WV131_1h\" data-complete=\"true\"\u003e5XL:\u003c\/strong\u003e Width: 32\" \/ Length: 35\"\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"Z1qcYe\" data-sfc-cp=\"\" jsaction=\"\" jscontroller=\"oSLmPe#HokZ0d\" data-sfc-root=\"ep\" data-epip=\"\" jsuid=\"WV131_1i\" data-hveid=\"CAEIERAL\" data-complete=\"true\" data-sae=\"\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"iNqyIf\" data-sfc-cp=\"\" jsaction=\"\" jscontroller=\"KdQfFc#d5Qebf\" data-sfc-root=\"ep\" data-epip=\"\" jsuid=\"WV131_1j\" data-complete=\"true\"\u003e\u003cem class=\"zhvwWe\" data-sfc-cp=\"\" jsaction=\"\" jscontroller=\"LFsGHb#ycPkjf\" data-sfc-root=\"ep\" data-epip=\"\" jsuid=\"WV131_1k\" data-complete=\"true\"\u003eFit Recommendation: Fits true to size. For an oversized, baggy streetwear drape, order one size up.\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"n6owBd awi2gc\" data-sfc-cp=\"\" jsaction=\"\" jscontroller=\"TDBkbc#Ml18Xb\" data-sfc-root=\"ep\" data-epip=\"\" jsuid=\"WV131_1m\" data-hveid=\"CAEIERAN\" data-complete=\"true\"\u003e\u003cstrong class=\"rQesXe MPyX\" data-sfc-cp=\"\" jsaction=\"\" jscontroller=\"tP2kf#s32ZS\" data-sfc-root=\"ep\" data-epip=\"\" jsuid=\"WV131_1n\" data-complete=\"true\"\u003ePremium Care Instructions:\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cul class=\"KsbFXc U6u95\" data-sfc-cp=\"\" jsaction=\"\" jscontroller=\"mPWODf#NS0kde\" data-sfc-root=\"ep\" data-epip=\"\" jsuid=\"WV131_1o\" data-ved=\"2ahUKEwj3pqPr3KuXAxXpGVkFHf6EAFwQ-7AUegYIAQgREA4\" data-hveid=\"CAEIERAO\" data-complete=\"true\"\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"Z1qcYe\" data-sfc-cp=\"\" jsaction=\"\" jscontroller=\"oSLmPe#HokZ0d\" data-sfc-root=\"ep\" data-epip=\"\" jsuid=\"WV131_1p\" data-hveid=\"CAEIERAP\" data-complete=\"true\" data-sae=\"\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"iNqyIf\" data-sfc-cp=\"\" jsaction=\"\" jscontroller=\"KdQfFc#d5Qebf\" data-sfc-root=\"ep\" data-epip=\"\" jsuid=\"WV131_1q\" data-complete=\"true\"\u003e\u003cstrong class=\"rQesXe MPyX\" data-sfc-cp=\"\" jsaction=\"\" jscontroller=\"tP2kf#s32ZS\" data-sfc-root=\"ep\" data-epip=\"\" jsuid=\"WV131_1r\" data-complete=\"true\"\u003eWash:\u003c\/strong\u003e Machine wash cold, inside-out, on a gentle cycle with a mild detergent and similar colors. Use non-chlorine bleach only when absolutely necessary. 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