{"product_id":"whining-and-spilling-red-wine-dad-hat","title":"Whining and Spilling Red Wine Hat","description":"\u003cdiv class=\"n6owBd awi2gc\" data-sfc-cp=\"\" data-sfc-root=\"c\" data-hveid=\"CAEIDBAA\" data-complete=\"true\" data-processed=\"true\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eOn The Menu:\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"n6owBd awi2gc\" data-sfc-cp=\"\" data-sfc-root=\"c\" data-hveid=\"CAEIDBAA\" data-complete=\"true\" data-processed=\"true\"\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"n6owBd awi2gc\" data-sfc-cp=\"\" data-sfc-root=\"c\" data-hveid=\"CAEIDBAA\" data-complete=\"true\" data-processed=\"true\"\u003eThe perfect accessory for anyone who pairs their bold Cabernet with a side of emotional turbulence. Whether you're actively airing out grievances at the dinner table or accidentally dumping full-bodied vintage down your shirt because your hands are shaking from utter disbelief, this low-profile dad hat is your designated survivor.\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"n6owBd awi2gc\" data-sfc-cp=\"\" data-sfc-root=\"c\" data-hveid=\"CAEIDBAA\" data-complete=\"true\" data-processed=\"true\"\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"n6owBd awi2gc\" data-sfc-cp=\"\" data-sfc-root=\"c\" data-hveid=\"CAEIDBAA\" data-complete=\"true\" data-processed=\"true\"\u003e It’s classic, unstructured, and pairs beautifully with a dry sense of humor and a deep Cabernet stain. Pull it down low to block out the drama at chaotic family gatherings, or wear it out to show everyone you're not tasting notes—you're just venting.\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"n6owBd awi2gc\" data-sfc-cp=\"\" data-sfc-root=\"c\" data-hveid=\"CAEIDBAA\" data-complete=\"true\" data-processed=\"true\"\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"n6owBd awi2gc\" data-sfc-cp=\"\" data-sfc-root=\"c\" data-hveid=\"CAEIDRAA\" data-complete=\"true\" data-processed=\"true\"\u003eThe Whining and Spilling Red Wine Hat is a proud part of our Cheeky collection. Pair it with a heavy pour, a terrible attitude, and the rest of our sarcastic, foodie-inspired threads.\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s1\"\u003e\u003cem\u003ePart of our Cheeky Collection. A premium conversation starter engineered for chaotic family gatherings, white elephant gift exchanges, or anyone who refuses to wear boring, basic apparel.\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s1\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eSizing \u0026amp; Fit Guide:\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul class=\"ul1\"\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"li1\"\u003e\n\u003cspan class=\"s2\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s1\"\u003eSize:\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s3\"\u003e One Size Fits Most (Adult Adjustable).\u003c\/span\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"li1\"\u003e\n\u003cspan class=\"s2\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s1\"\u003eCircumference:\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s3\"\u003e 21⅝″–23⅝″ (55 cm–60 cm).\u003c\/span\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"li1\"\u003e\n\u003cspan class=\"s2\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s1\"\u003eFeatures:\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s3\"\u003e Low-profile 6-panel unstructured build with a classic curved visor, six embroidered eyelets for breathability, and an adjustable cloth strap closure equipped with an antique metal buckle for a perfect, custom fit.\u003c\/span\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s1\"\u003e Fabric \u0026amp; Materials:\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul class=\"ul1\"\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"li1\"\u003e\n\u003cspan class=\"s2\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s3\"\u003ePremium 100% chino cotton twill (heavyweight, durable, and comfortable). Features custom high-density, multi-threaded industrial embroidery stitching built to hold its shape.\u003c\/span\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s1\"\u003e Premium Care Instructions:\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul class=\"ul1\"\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"li1\"\u003e\n\u003cspan class=\"s2\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s3\"\u003eSpot clean with a damp cloth and mild soap or cold hand-wash only. Do not machine wash or submerge fully to prevent crown deformation. Shape and allow to air-dry completely. Do not tumble dry. Do not bleach. Do not iron. Do not dry clean.\u003c\/span\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s1\"\u003eSustainable, Made-to-Order Quality:\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul class=\"ul1\"\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"li1\"\u003e\n\u003cspan class=\"s2\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s3\"\u003eCustom embroidered fresh just for you the exact moment you place your order. This eco-friendly process prevents mass manufacturing waste and cuts down environmental overhead.\u003c\/span\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e","brand":"Appetite Apparel","offers":[{"title":"Black","offer_id":50607300739327,"sku":"5826017_7854","price":34.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Navy","offer_id":50607300772095,"sku":"5826017_7857","price":34.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Dark Grey","offer_id":50607300804863,"sku":"5826017_12736","price":34.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White","offer_id":50607300837631,"sku":"5826017_7853","price":34.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0709\/0900\/1983\/files\/C0DD5DD8-478D-46FB-83C9-F318C57B96C9.jpg?v=1791570908","url":"https:\/\/appetiteapparel.com\/products\/whining-and-spilling-red-wine-dad-hat","provider":"Appetite Apparel","version":"1.0","type":"link"}