{"product_id":"whining-and-spilling-white-wine-dad-hat","title":"Whining and Spilling White Wine Hat","description":"\u003cdiv class=\"n6owBd awi2gc\" data-sfc-cp=\"\" data-sfc-root=\"ep\" data-epip=\"\" data-hveid=\"CAEIIBAB\" data-complete=\"true\"\u003e\n\u003cstrong class=\"rQesXe MPyX\" data-sfc-cp=\"\" data-sfc-root=\"ep\" data-epip=\"\" data-complete=\"true\"\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cmeta charset=\"UTF-8\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"n6owBd awi2gc\" data-sfc-cp=\"\" data-sfc-root=\"c\" data-hveid=\"CAAICRAA\" data-complete=\"true\" data-processed=\"true\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eOn The Menu: \u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"n6owBd awi2gc\" data-sfc-cp=\"\" data-sfc-root=\"c\" data-hveid=\"CAAICRAA\" data-complete=\"true\" data-processed=\"true\"\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"n6owBd awi2gc\" data-sfc-cp=\"\" data-sfc-root=\"c\" data-hveid=\"CAAICRAA\" data-complete=\"true\" data-processed=\"true\"\u003eThe perfect accessory for anyone who pairs their crisp Pinot Grigio with a side of emotional instability. Whether you're actively complaining about your day or accidentally pouring premium vintage down your front because your hands are shaking from sheer exasperation, this low-profile dad hat has you covered.\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"n6owBd awi2gc\" data-sfc-cp=\"\" data-sfc-root=\"c\" data-hveid=\"CAAICRAA\" data-complete=\"true\" data-processed=\"true\"\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"n6owBd awi2gc\" data-sfc-cp=\"\" data-sfc-root=\"c\" data-hveid=\"CAAICRAA\" data-complete=\"true\" data-processed=\"true\"\u003eIt’s classic, unstructured, and pairs beautifully with a dry sense of humor and a wet stain. Pull it down low to hide your expressions when someone asks you to do something you clearly don't want to do, or wear it to the vineyard to let everyone know you're not a connoisseur—you're just a mess.\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"n6owBd awi2gc\" data-sfc-cp=\"\" data-sfc-root=\"c\" data-hveid=\"CAAICRAA\" data-complete=\"true\" data-processed=\"true\"\u003e\u003cem\u003e\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"n6owBd awi2gc\" data-sfc-cp=\"\" data-sfc-root=\"c\" data-hveid=\"CAAICRAA\" data-complete=\"true\" data-processed=\"true\"\u003e\u003cem\u003ePart of our Cheeky Collection. A premium conversation starter engineered for chaotic family gatherings, white elephant gift exchanges, or anyone who refuses to wear boring, basic apparel.\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"n6owBd awi2gc\" data-sfc-cp=\"\" data-sfc-root=\"c\" data-hveid=\"CAAICRAA\" data-complete=\"true\" data-processed=\"true\"\u003e\u003cem\u003e\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s1\"\u003eSizing \u0026amp; Fit Guide:\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul class=\"ul1\"\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"li1\"\u003e\n\u003cspan class=\"s2\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s1\"\u003eSize:\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s3\"\u003e One Size Fits Most (Adult Adjustable).\u003c\/span\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"li1\"\u003e\n\u003cspan class=\"s2\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s1\"\u003eCircumference:\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s3\"\u003e 21⅝″–23⅝″ (55 cm–60 cm).\u003c\/span\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"li1\"\u003e\n\u003cspan class=\"s2\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s1\"\u003eFeatures:\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s3\"\u003e Low-profile 6-panel unstructured build with a classic curved visor, six embroidered eyelets for breathability, and an adjustable cloth strap closure equipped with an antique metal buckle for a perfect, custom fit.\u003c\/span\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s1\"\u003e Fabric \u0026amp; Materials:\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul class=\"ul1\"\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"li1\"\u003e\n\u003cspan class=\"s2\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s3\"\u003ePremium 100% chino cotton twill (heavyweight, durable, and comfortable). Features custom high-density, multi-threaded industrial embroidery stitching built to hold its shape.\u003c\/span\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s1\"\u003e Premium Care Instructions:\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul class=\"ul1\"\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"li1\"\u003e\n\u003cspan class=\"s2\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s3\"\u003eSpot clean with a damp cloth and mild soap or cold hand-wash only. Do not machine wash or submerge fully to prevent crown deformation. Shape and allow to air-dry completely. Do not tumble dry. Do not bleach. Do not iron. Do not dry clean.\u003c\/span\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s1\"\u003eSustainable, Made-to-Order Quality:\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul class=\"ul1\"\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"li1\"\u003e\n\u003cspan class=\"s2\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s3\"\u003eCustom embroidered fresh just for you the exact moment you place your order. This eco-friendly process prevents mass manufacturing waste and cuts down environmental overhead.\u003c\/span\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e","brand":"Appetite Apparel","offers":[{"title":"Black","offer_id":50607300018431,"sku":"4198905_7854","price":34.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Navy","offer_id":50607300051199,"sku":"4198905_7857","price":34.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Dark Grey","offer_id":50607300083967,"sku":"4198905_12736","price":34.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White","offer_id":50607300116735,"sku":"4198905_7853","price":34.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0709\/0900\/1983\/files\/EB64ED07-5A21-4663-BE00-CF359FF01FE1.jpg?v=1791570777","url":"https:\/\/appetiteapparel.com\/products\/whining-and-spilling-white-wine-dad-hat","provider":"Appetite Apparel","version":"1.0","type":"link"}