Refined Taste. Unrefined Humor. Find Your Appetite.
Cheeky, Playful, and Twisted high-quality graphic apparel cooked up fresh for “serious” foodies.
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Order Up! Dot’s Guide to Surviving the Holidays...
Hey kitchen staff, it’s Dot. The holidays are looming, which means you’re about to spend a lot of time answering the same three questions from your family: When is it going...
Order Up! Dot’s Guide to Surviving the Holidays...
Hey kitchen staff, it’s Dot. The holidays are looming, which means you’re about to spend a lot of time answering the same three questions from your family: When is it going...
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Staff Update: We Fired the Clowns and Hired Dot
Management update: We officially went down to the local diner, found the sharpest-tongued woman behind the counter, and handed her the keys. Meet Dot, our new resident manager.
Staff Update: We Fired the Clowns and Hired Dot
Management update: We officially went down to the local diner, found the sharpest-tongued woman behind the counter, and handed her the keys. Meet Dot, our new resident manager.
HOLIDAY MENU
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The Official Wine Stomper Socks
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Whining and Spilling White Wine Hat
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Whining and Spilling Red Wine Hat
Regular price $34.99 USDRegular priceSale price $34.99 USD -
Currently Dating Tee
Regular price $24.99 USDRegular priceSale price $24.99 USD
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The All The Perks Tee
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The So Sweet Sugar Tee
Regular price $24.99 USDRegular priceSale price $24.99 USD
FAQ
How are your products made?
All of the artwork you’ve seen in our shop is completely original and designed by me!
To make sure I can spend most of my time creating new designs, I partner with a high-quality production team that handles all of our printing and shipping.
Your items are made to order just for you and shipped directly from their facilities under my brand.
How do I track my order?
As soon as your order ships, you will receive a shipping confirmation email containing a tracking link so you can follow your package's journey.
What if my package never arrives?
If your package is lost in transit, let us know within 30 days of the estimated delivery date. We will investigate with the carrier and send a replacement if it is deemed lost.
Please note: We cannot replace packages that are marked as "Delivered" by the carrier to the address provided.
Refunds, Returns, and Exchange Policy
Every item is made just for you when you order, so we’re not able to accept returns or exchanges for wrong sizes or a change of heart.
Please check our size chart before ordering — reach out if you’re between sizes and we’re happy to help you pick.
If there are other issues with your order, We’ll make it right — free of charge.
Email us at shop@appetiteapparel.com within 30 days of delivery with your order number and a photo of the issue, and we’ll send a free replacement or refund you.
On The Menu
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Off the Menu: A Darkly Sarcastic Guide to the H...
The holiday season is officially upon us. It’s a magical time of year filled with obligatory social gatherings, over-extended grocery budgets, and the sudden realization that you have to spend...
Off the Menu: A Darkly Sarcastic Guide to the H...
The holiday season is officially upon us. It’s a magical time of year filled with obligatory social gatherings, over-extended grocery budgets, and the sudden realization that you have to spend...
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The Culinary Streetwear Trend
The Rise of Culinary Streetwear: Why Food is the New Luxury Fashion
The Culinary Streetwear Trend
The Rise of Culinary Streetwear: Why Food is the New Luxury Fashion

