We’re here for those with refined taste & unrefined humor. Wear your cravings, chaos & comedy out loud. Find Your Appetite.
DO YOU HAVE A CHEEKY APPETITE?
Designs that are fun, flavorful, and of course…cheeky.
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Use Your Noodle Dad Hat | Funny Foodie Pun Hat – Noggin or Knob
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Heaven and Devil Food Cake T-Shirt | Funny Baking Humor Foodie Tee
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Sizzle To Fizzle Crew T-Shirt | Funny Dating Humor Tee
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Catch & Release Survivors T-Shirt | Funny Dating Humor Tee
Regular price $29.99 USDRegular priceSale price $29.99 USD
DO YOU HAVE A PLAYFUL APPETITE?
Designs that are filled with food puns, chuckles, and the essence of playing with your food.
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UniCorn T-Shirt | Funny Food Pun Tee – Unicorn & Corn Combo
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Live, Laugh, Lard Classic Hat
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Cilantro Lover T-Shirt | Funny Foodie Tee – Team Cilantro
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Sailor MoonPie | Sailor Moon Parody T-Shirt
Regular price $44.99 USDRegular priceSale price $44.99 USD
DO YOU HAVE A TWISTED APPETITE?
Designs that are unhinged and unbothered. These are all the things we say in our head but we put them on a shirt.
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I'm So Sweet, I'll Give You Diabetes T-Shirt
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Croque Madame T-Shirt | Funny French Brunch Foodie Pun Tee
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EBT & SNAP T-Shirt | Funny Sarcastic Parody Tee
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Perky Coffee Beans T-Shirt | Funny Coffee Lover Tee
Regular price $29.99 USDRegular priceSale price $29.99 USD
OUR BEST SELLER - I’M SO SWEET, I’LL GIVE YOU DIABETES
Because sometimes you have to laugh at the thing you’re constantly dealing with. A design a part of our TWISTED Collection…If you’re already living the life of glucose checks, watching your sugar, answering questions about what you can eat, and making yet another trip to the endocrinologist… you might as well show up with a sense of humor.This shirt takes the classic “you’re so sweet” compliment and gives it the most medically inappropriate plot twist possible.For the people who have heard “watch your sugar” enough times to last a lifetime. Your blood sugar may be serious. Your shirt doesn’t have to be.
NEW DROPS
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Live, Laugh, Lard Classic Hat
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Live, Laugh, Lasagna Classic Hat
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Live, Laugh, Leftovers Classic Hat
Regular price $34.99 USDRegular priceSale price $34.99 USD
Questions
How are your products made?
All of the artwork you’ve seen in our shop is completely original and designed by me!
To make sure I can spend most of my time creating new designs, I partner with high-quality production team that handles the of printing and shipping. Your items are made to order just for you and shipped directly from their facilities under my brand.
How do I track my order?
As soon as your order ships, you will receive a shipping confirmation email containing a tracking link so you can follow your package's journey.
What if my package never arrives?
If your package is lost in transit, let us know within 30 days of the estimated delivery date. We will investigate with the carrier and send a replacement if it is deemed lost.
Please note: We cannot replace packages that are marked as "Delivered" by the carrier to the address provided.
Refunds, Returns, and Exchange Policy
Every item is made just for you when you order, so we’re not able to accept returns or exchanges for wrong sizes or a change of heart. Please check our size chart before ordering — reach out if you’re between sizes and we’re happy to help you pick.
If there are other issues with your order, We’ll make it right — free of charge. Email us at shop@appetiteapparel.com within 30 days of delivery with your order number and a photo of the issue, and we’ll send a free replacement or refund you.
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