The Buttered Status Long Sleeve

On the menu: Smooth, rich, and completely taken care of. This long sleeve graphic shirt serves up a clever relationship status parody featuring a custom-illustrated stick of butter and a butter knife made for those who live in absolute, well-seasoned comfort. Cut from a premium, ultra-soft combed cotton blend, it brings a perfectly weighted feel that’s ideal for seasonal layering or casual streetwear styling. It is breathable, structured, and engineered to hold its soft shape perfectly wash after wash.

Part of our Cheeky Collection. A premium conversation starter cooked up fresh for bakers, dairy lovers, and serious foodies who prefer their daily fits smooth and effortless.

• 100% cotton
• Sport Grey is 90% cotton, 10% polyester
• Classic fit with long sleeves and rib cuffs
• Pre-shrunk jersey knit
• Seamless double-needle 7⁄8'' (2.2 cm) collar
• Double-needle bottom hem
• Taped neck and shoulders
• Quarter-turned to avoid crease down the middle

Disclaimer: Due to the fabric properties, the White color variant may appear off-white rather than bright white.

This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!

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